More jokes about: beer, dirty, fish, sex, wife Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.86%(164). The reporter asks the winners of a Fishing Contest what their secret is: 3rd place winner - I am a surgeon, Once I tried to catch with human appendix, fish liked it, I caught a lot of pike, carp and chub with it. 2nd place winner - I also work in a hospital and specialize in Adenoid glands removal. I also tried once to fish with glands with great success.
Comedy Central Jokes - Fish. Previous Next. Q. What's the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones. Find the best jokes about fish! From Bass to Zebra Fish, we have the best collection of fish jokes right here. Safe for kids, funny for anyone!
If your friend has a funny looking fish then you should make a few jokes about it. See fish jokes and all time funny fish jokes on Jokerz. Jan 14, 2014 · I can apply my fishing life to my sex life. submitted 5 years ago by Kurtle_The_Turtle. 198 comments Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll have his rod in his hand for a lifetime. Been sat here for 20 minutes trying to think of a clever way to incorporate "Hookers" into a fishing/sex joke. It's harder than.
Jan 29, 2015 · But sometimes we can all get so competitive trying to catch the most (or the biggest) fish, that we forget about the “fun factor”. So this week we bring to you the Top 10 Funniest Fishing Jokes that we found by scouring the web, asking friends, and listening to Uncle Rico Also, we would love. Fishing Jokes. Back to: Sports Jokes. Q: What do fish and women have in common? She also has worms, and I love to fish!" Fishing vs Sex You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and make it promises. When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.